Oh, the big weekend approaches. Here's a nice crossover between two of our "best strip" nominees.
The weekend is always a great time and even for someone like me who doesn't drink or enjoy wearing a tux that somehow shrunk since I bought it 10 years ago, it can be delightful time.
One of my first Reubens, I was in the elevator the Sunday after the banquet with two 70-something old timers and they (apparently) didn't know I was with UPS, so the one old timer says, "Boy oh boy, those sales guys from Universal sure can drink."
I immediately hit the "stop" button and the elevator came to an abrupt halt. I grabbed them both by their lapels and threw them to the floor of the car. They were confused. I looked them both dead in the eye and said, "Our saleswomen can drink a lot TOO! Don't you ever forget that. Ever."
Then I popped the emergency hatch and escaped to the roof.
-JG
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