Incidentally, 1638 was also the last year that all our cartoonists got their comics in before holiday deadline! LOL!
Just kidding. Please don't take that insensitive quip out on us, my late comic friends. Please!
I've got a Christmas pageant to go to! My daughter's singing "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." It promises to be adorable.
Don't take it out on us! Forgive me. I'll never criticize you to your face again.