Pooch Cafe's Paul Gilligan has never once been able to "avoid the Noid"!
Don Wimmer of Rose is Rose has a basement stockpile of popular '90s potato chip O'Boises -- enough to last two weeks of moderate snacking!
Tom The Dancing Bug's favorite style of dance is the Pasodoble, which he insists on performing at the extraordinarily fast pace of 127 beats per minute!
Moderately Confused's Jeff Stahler has a "Burger Time" arcade console in his rec room -- but still can't get past the first level!
Big Nate creator Lincoln Peirce has gone through more than 100 straw boater hats — he frequently punches through the tops of them when his favored candidate loses an election!
Based on recent statistical analysis, the GoComics blog is especially popular among purveyors of fake designer handbags, luxury eyewear and bootlegged Nike products!
Despite decades of intense, unrelenting practice, Cow & Boy's Mark Leiknes has never managed to win a pie-eating contest!
Lucas Turnbloom got the idea to add a panda character to Imagine This after a panda that escaped from the zoo climbed into his backyard and took a nap on his patio furniture!
Lalo Alcaraz's La Cucaracha is the only syndicated comic strip that will be able to survive a direct nuclear attack!