October 16 MINNEAPOLIS (w/ special guest Hall & Oates)
Wild Rumpus Bookstore, 1:00, 2720 W. 43rd St., Minneapolis, MN
October 18 KANSAS CITY, Mo. (w/ very special guest REO Speedwagon)
event at Unity Temple, 7:30, 707 W. 47th St., KC, MO
October 19 DENVER (w/ very, very special guest Night Ranger)
Tattered Cover, LoDo Store, 7:30, 1628 16th St. at Wynkoop, Denver
October 20 TEMPE, Ariz. (with guest Leo Sayer)
Changing Hands Bookstore, 7:00, 6428 S. McClintock Dr., Tempe, AZ
October 27 PORTLAND, Ore. (special acoustic show, Isaac Brock on maracas)
Powell's on Burnside, 7:30, 1005 W Burnside, Portland, Ore.
October 28 SEATTLE (Courtney Love -- not on invite list)
Third Place Books, 6:30, 17171 Bothell Way NE, Lake Forest Prk, WA
* Please note, there aren't actually any special musical guests on any of the stops. It was a lie and I'm ashamed of myself for even mentioning it in the first place. But just take a second and imagine if what I was saying was true? Wouldn't that be amazing?! Pastis and music? Oh yeah!
But let's be honest, it would probably be too much for that gorgeous brain of yours to take anyway.



As we've never seen him before? Does that mean he'll have his shirt on?
Posted by: NCSer | September 28, 2011 at 12:53 PM
I am SO sad Hawaii is not on the tour! Just think of what a business write off that would have been! THink about it for the future - I'll be the first in line!
Posted by: Christine | September 30, 2011 at 04:08 PM
When the USA is bankrupt, we won't have time for comics
Posted by: DROSE | September 30, 2011 at 10:37 PM
yeah, hope for the tour
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Posted by: sdgd | October 01, 2011 at 10:26 PM
No east coast shows? Book Ends in Ridgewood, NJ would love to have you!!
Posted by: PK | October 02, 2011 at 10:10 PM
What do you know about my brain, anyway?
I mean, other than my reading your strip, which immediately makes it suspect.
Posted by: ASchaeffer | October 03, 2011 at 07:59 AM
Maybe next time Houston? My dad and I always call and laugh with each other daily thanks to your comics! Keep 'em comin'!!!!!!
Posted by: Diana | October 03, 2011 at 10:00 PM
I second that comment about Book Ends in Ridgewood, NJ!
Posted by: Dave | October 04, 2011 at 07:51 AM
ATLANTA - ORLANDO - we need you there! Or is Orlando on your December tour? (little time in the sun while you are down, Disney, Universal, beaches - some tour hehehe)
Posted by: Raygun | October 04, 2011 at 07:54 AM
No Bay Area? For shaaaame. We'd treat you like royalty. Probably like Louis XIV of France in Sept. 0f 1792. Sound enticing?
Posted by: TheFink | October 04, 2011 at 07:18 PM
Book Ends is awesome!! They always have something going on, but I truly believe this would be as big a Namath or Ripken!!
www.book-ends.com
Posted by: Craig | October 06, 2011 at 08:20 PM
Irreverent to the end with the missing musical guests. Me likey!
Posted by: B | October 08, 2011 at 01:16 AM
Aw crud. Of course you'd be in my hometown area when I'm not there.
No love for Chicagoish area? >_>
Posted by: Avery | October 08, 2011 at 09:47 AM
Isaac Brock and the mouse?? What would rat think??
Posted by: Butch | October 09, 2011 at 06:18 PM
Hey!?!? What about Houston??
Posted by: Stuart | October 10, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Damn. I have choir practice during the Portland trip. Next time, check with me before scheduling!
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Posted by: MorganMike | October 13, 2011 at 02:28 AM
Thanks for posting the tour locations. Now I know when not to be in those cities.
Posted by: Storbert Kravil | October 13, 2011 at 12:32 PM
You need to take a right turn at Seattle and head over to Spokane, Wa.
Posted by: Gregg Kopsa | October 13, 2011 at 01:52 PM
I have your guard duck. If you want him back, come tour Southern California. Of course, if you dislike SoCal for any reason, I've solved your problem. Or the duck will.
Posted by: Lyle Wiedeman | October 13, 2011 at 04:08 PM
I love 3rd place books - I have a house about a mile from there. Sometimes they have live music in the adjacent area so maybe you'll be drowned out by some local music. It's all a big open space. Sadly, I will be Not In Seattle :(
Posted by: Rose Marie Holt | October 14, 2011 at 02:05 AM
Tell the crocs that zeeba naba going to be in SoCal-maybe they could drag you here...
Posted by: Jeff Heise | October 14, 2011 at 05:17 AM
Forget Orlando - just come to Atlanta!!!!
Posted by: Bill Dyson | October 14, 2011 at 06:40 AM
Please come to Atlanta, and bring Rat. He rocks!!
Posted by: Linda Smither | October 14, 2011 at 08:02 AM