Yes! I've ensnared Aaron Johnson and his wondrous What the Duck into my shameless web of infamy! Unfortunately, duck's are waaay too strong to be ensnared by a web! So he's on the loose again! Beware the shadows! Tis there he lurks ... and quacks.
I'd also like to thank Aaron for telling everyone my real age. I'd been saying I was born in 1972. I haven't been this embarrassed since that Amish dude beat the stuffing out of me for trying to run his buggy off the road with my Camaro.