For those of you interested, I got my ordination certificate from an Estonian website, and they got my name backward. It's only legal in off-shore waters, but the occasional side gig has been a great way to supplement my comic-editing income. Plus I get to eat all sorts of free h'ors douevres. Canapes are my favorite. If your marriage starts off with canapes, you're going to be all right, in my book. Literally -- I'll include you in the spy/werewolf novel I'm writing, and you'll have a happy ending. How you'll do in real life is anyone's guess. Just because I've got an Estonian ordination certificate doesn't mean I can tell the future!
Arlo and Janis at GoComics