Sadly, this looks a lot like my reaction to getting shots. I know exactly how Fang feels. No matter how much they tell you it won’t hurt ... it always does!
This reminds me of one of my favorite quotes: "We rely more on enthusiasm than actual skill. Whatever you do, do it enthusiastically and people will like it more." - Chris Martin, Coldplay. Or as Lady Gaga would say, "Just dance."
It's amazing what a cardboard box can do.