With the regular NFL season almost here, there’s one pressing issue on the minds of sports fanatics this time of year … Fantasy Football. Their version of Christmas Eve, the night before the big draft is as exciting as A Visit from St. Nicholas…
‘Twas the night before the draft, when all across the ‘net,
They were forming their teams and placing their bets.
The draft lists were completed and looked over with care,
In hopes that a winning lineup soon would be there;
They were all prepared, the statistics well read,
As visions of victories danced in their heads;
And Janis in her confusion, despite Arlo drawing her a map,
Is settling her own fantasies for a long draft-day nap;
If they have good fortune, they’ll do a celebratory punt,
Yelling, “Merry draft day to all, just pay me my winnings up front!”
Best of luck, Fantasy Football fans!