This is quite possibly the most accuarate description of Kansas City weather that I've ever seen.
He's asking the guy without pants for help with the health inspector?!
The only thing scarier than "sugar-free" is "fat-free."
It sounds like TLC just found their next reality series.
Nobody does acidic immigration humor like Lalo. I'd be all for deporting the Beebs, but I fear the resulting media frenzy would wipe out coverage of anything else for months on end. Putin could invade France and nobody in North America would have any idea.