For all the 'dorks' in my neighborhood still lighting off fireworks at all hours … your patriotism may know no bounds, but my patience definitely does.
… Or maybe they're getting the cheeseburger piece by piece, starting with the pickle??
A clever update to an old saying!
The only Yelp reviews more ridiculous than this were the ones I saw for the local McDonalds ("McFlurry only 75-80% full. I was NOT pleased.")
Never underestimate the power of a good filter.