We handle a lot of fan mail here at the GoComics HQs and I'm always surprised by some of the requests. Here're a few from lately:
1) Would Garry Trudeau send me an autograph?
2) Would Bill Amend write a congratulations letter to my Eagle Scout?
3) Does Scott Hilburn know what he does to my emotions?
4) Does Bill Watterson understand that I have no intention of ever learning Chinese? (你是大自然最伟大的奇迹)
5) Matt Davies, I'm writing you to comment on the cartoon I seen in the news paper! Do you even go to church?
7) Is Wiley Miller as nice in person as he is in my dreams?
8) Would Gary Larson draw a comic based on a joke I wrote for my grandfather's birthday? I need it next week.
8) I am currently incarcerated in Giles W. Dalby Correctional Institute in Texas, would Will Henry be my pen pal?